The doctor told this guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it". He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office; somebody might walk in. He thought about the restroom but that was too risky as well. He considered going out in the alley but realized that might be unsafe. Finally, he had an idea. On his way home, he pulled his truck over to the side of the highway, got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining his truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and went to town.
He closed his eyes and thought about his lover. As he grew closer to the big finish, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What!?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle. It's busted". Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there. Your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
