Four guys had been going on an annual fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group was to leave, one of the men's wives threw the book Fifty Shades of Grey at him and said, "I've been reading about kinky sex and I'd much rather you stayed home and had some naughty fun with me."
Conflicted, the man read the book ans when he came home from work on the day of the trip, he was ready for his wife. "What are you going to do to me?" she cooed excitedly. "Get on the bed. I am going to tie you up," he said. "Yes! Yes!" she screamed as he secured her to the bedpost. "And now what?"
He looked her in the eyes and said, "Now I'm goin' fishin'!"
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