Saturday, April 5, 2014

TWO FRIENDS

Two men have been friends for years. One is a lawyer, the other is a farmer. The lawyer goes out to visit the farmer for the weekend, arriving in mid afternoon. There are still many unfinished chores and the farmer doesn't have time to be a good host until the chores are done. So he says to his friend, "I'll be a couple of hours, so why don't you go shooting. Grab one of my shotguns, here's the key to my off road truck, take a few dogs with you and I'll see you in a little while."

Off goes the lawyer. Five minutes later he returns. The farmer is confused. He asks the lawyer if everything is ok. The lawyer replies, "Everything's great! This is so much fun! Do you have any more dogs?"

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