HERE'S TO YOU, MRS. ROBINSON

Mrs. Green lived with her children in a big two-story house and rented the upstairs to an elderly widow. After not hearing from the old lady in a few days, the woman asked her 10 year old son, "Johnny, do me a favor and go find out how old Mrs. Robinson is." Up the stairs went Johnny. When he came back downstairs, she asked, "So how is she?" "HOW IS SHE?" Johnny replied. "I've never seen her so mad in all my life. She said it's none of your damn business how old she is!"