TONTO

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and the saw a gorgeous young woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right by his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned and smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Boston."

Here was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of facts do you teach?"

"Well," she explained, "the most well-endowed of all men are, in fact, the native American Indian. A popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, Tonto Goldstein, but my friends all call me Bubba!"