Three friends were meeting for lunch and commiserating about how lackluster their relationships were. One was dating, one was engaged, and the third woman had been married for years. They decided to pull out all the stops and see if they could get their men excited about them. They made their plans and decided to meet the next day to discuss how it went.
The next day, the young woman who was dating, said, "I bought a red lace nightie, bright red lipstick, black fishnet stockings, and a garter belt. He was so excited! We had a great time! He liked it so much! He thinks he's in love!"
The engaged woman said, "Well, I showed up in a raincoat at his job as everyone was leaving for the day. Let's just say, his desk could tell a story and now he's ready to set the wedding date!"
The married woman, obviously frustrated, chimed in, "Well, that's just great. I went all out, too. I got a neighbor to watch the kids and when he got home, I was standing there in black leather, a mask, and a whip. He stormed by me and headed right for the refrigerator. He grabbed a beer, plopped down on the couch, and yelled, 'Hey, Batman! What's for dinner?'"
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