A beautiful young woman loved growing tomatoes but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman in the neighborhood who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked him what he did to get his tomatoes so red. The man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and I flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman was very impressed and decided to try doing the same thing to her tomatoes to see if it would work. So, twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best. One day, the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?
"No," she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"
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