THEM CADILLAC PEOPLE

A man and his wife are driving through the United States on their way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, the man decides to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later he spots a Mobil station and pulls up to the high octane pump.

"What can I for ya'll?" asks the attendant. "Fill 'er up with high test," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is this, mister?" he asks. "I ain't never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest filling with pride, "This, my boy, is a brand new 2013 Cadillac."

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant. "Well," says the driver, "It has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, GPS system, and, best of all, an 8.8 liter V8 engine." "Wow, that's really somethin'!" replies the attendant.

The tank is full and the attendant replaces the hose. "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. "That'll be $50.17," says the attendant. The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off two 20s and a 10 dollar bill, then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed in with the change are a few golf tees.

"What are them little wooden things?" asks the attendant. "That's what I put my balls on when I drive," replied the customer. "Wow! says the attendant. "Them Cadillac people think of everything, don't they?"