Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything backwards," said the first doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient two milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every two hours. He nearly died on us."
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh, shit," said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
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