It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in, Fred," said Peggy Sue's mother. "So what are you and Peggy Sue planning to do tonight?" she asked. "Oh, probably catch a movie and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop or maybe talk a walk on the beach," answered Fred.
"Peggy Sue likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, Peggy Sue would screw all night if we let her!" "Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
"Have fun, kids," her mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the door shut behind her.
"It's THE TWIST, Mom, THE TWIST!" she angrily yelled at her mother.
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