Sunday, March 27, 2016

TWO CANNIBALS

Two cannibals are sharing a lost tourist. "You start at the feet and I'll start at the head," said the first cannibal. After a little while he notices his friend hasn't said much. "You okay?" he asks. "Fine," comes the reply. "I'm having a ball."

"You're eating too fast!" replied the first cannibal.

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