BIG CHIEF

A young Indian scout comes riding into town from the prairie and runs straight to the town doctor. Out of breath and distraught, he interrupts the doctor who is tending to another patient and says to him. "Big chief, no fart! Big chief no fart!" The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Ah, your Indian chief has gas! Here, take these two pills with you back to the prairie and tell your chief to take them. That should fix his illness." And with that, the scout returned to the prairie. The next day the Indian scout came riding back into town and again ran to the town doctor, still frantic, and when he got to the doctor he pleaded once again. "Big chief no fart! Big chief no fart!" The doctor looked puzzled. "Hmm. Those pills didn’t help? He must have a more severe case of gas than I originally thought. Go back to your chief and tell him to take FOUR more of these." He handed the scout four more pills and the scout took off like a shot, back to the prairie. 

The next day the Indian scout came riding into town again, faster than ever! He ran up to the doctor and began yelling gibberish that the doctor couldn’t understand. The doctor began to calm him down, "Whoa, whoa there. Calm down. What’s the problem? Still ’Big Chief no fart’"? The scout looks him in the eyes and says, "Big fart, no chief!"