One day a teacher walks into her classroom and announces to her class that on each Friday she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to come to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, "How many grains of sand are on the beach?" Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, she asks the class, "How many stars are in the sky?" Again, no one could answer. Frustrated, Little Johnny decides that the next Friday he would somehow answer the question and get a three day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. Just as the teacher says, "Here's this week's question," Johnny empties the bag on the floor, sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. The entires class starts laughing. The teacher says, "Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?" Immediately, Little Johnny stands up and says, "Chris Rock! See ya on Tuesday!"
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