Q: What did the veterinarian say when a Shetland pony came into his office complaining of a sore throat?
A: I know what's wrong here, you're just a little hoarse!
Q: What's the difference between a moon rock and an earth rock?
A: A moon rock is a little meteor.
Q: What did the horse say when it was laying on the ground?
A: Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup.
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Q: What does a grape say when an elephant steps on it?
A: Nothing. It just lets out a little whine.
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