An elderly man is stopped by a policeman around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replied, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body as well as smoking and staying out late." "Really? And just who is giving that lecture at this time of night?" asked the officer. The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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