Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from Kentucky, were in their local Wal-Mart when they decided to get in on their local charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each of them had won a prize. Earl won first prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.
About a week had passed after they won their prizes when Earl met up with Bubba in town. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize and Earl replied, "Great! I love the spaghetti!" Earl then asked Bubba, "How 'bout you? How's the toilet brush?"
"Not so great," says Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."
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