An elderly couple have been married for 50 years. On the morning of their 50th anniversary, they are sitting at the dining room table having their breakfast. She looks up at her husband and said, "Remember 50 years ago today? We were having our breakfast just like this!" He said, "Yes, I remember, but I believe we sitting at that table both of us naked as jaybirds."
She replied, "Yes, I remember. Would you like to recreate that moment today?" He agreed and they both stripped off all their clothes. She said breathlessly, "You know, honey, my nipples are just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
He replied, "I'm not surprised. One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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