A blonde goes to her doctor for a checkup and the doctor tells her she needs to lose about twenty pounds. He tells her the quickest and best way to do that is to jog a mile straight from home every night. So she stops by Wal-Mart on her way home and buys a pair of running shoes and a jogging outfit.
After supper, she gears up and takes off running. However, she has only gone a half a mile when she gets to the river bank. Jogging in place, she looks up the river and she looks down the river but she doesn't see any way to cross over to the other side. She's concerned now that she's not going to be able to jog the whole mile straight from home like the doctor told her to do. Then she spots another blonde across the river and hollers, "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?"
The other blonde yells back, "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
No comments:
Post a Comment