Tuesday, June 11, 2013

THE BLIND MAN

Two nuns are instructed to paint a room in the convent and the last instruction from Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two sisters decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint the room in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice on the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, open the door.

"Nice tits!" said the man. "Where do you want me to put these blinds?"

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