An elderly woman who has lived alone in a big old rundown farmhouse for years is out picking up trash and other items in her yard when she stumbles across a very rusty and dirty bottle. She wipes the bottle with her apron and a genie appears from the bottle. "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle," he said. "I'm here to grant you three wishes."
She was stunned and she thought and thought but couldn't think of anything to wish for. Finally, sh asked if the genie could turn her old house into a beautiful mansion. Poof! In a flash, she was standing in front of the most fabulous home she had ever seen. She repeatedly thanked the genie for her new house. He told her she had two more wishes.
She thought long and hard and she finally said, "I guess I'd like enough money to live comfortably the rest of my days." Poof! In a flash, thousands of stacks of hundred dollar bills appeared on the porch. Again, she thanked the genie for his generosity. For her third wish, she asked the genie if he could make her young and beautiful again like she was when she was a young lady. Poof! In a flash, she was once again young and beautiful. And again, she thanked the genie profusely for her new-found fortunes.
The genie said, "Madam, you have been so kind and so appreciative that I am going to grant you one more wish before I leave." She looked around and around and finally, in a whisper, she asked the genie if he could turn her old hound dog in a young, handsome stud. Poof! Suddenly before her stands the most gorgeous man she has ever laid eyes on. He looked her straight in the eyes and said. . . . .
"Bet you wish now you'd never had me neutered!"
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