A doctor calls his patient, an old woman, and says, "I have bad news and worse news. "Oh, dear," said the woman. "What's the bad news?"
The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live."
"Oh my, that's terrible," said the patient. "How can your other news possibly be worse?"
The doctor said, "I've been trying to get you on the phone since this time yesterday!"
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