A Navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt. The First Mate asked the captain, "Why do you need a red shirt?" The captain replies, "So that when I bleed, the men won't notice and don't become discouraged." Eventually, they fight off the pirates.
The very next day, the captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are approaching their boat. He yells, "Get me my brown pants!"
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