Two little brothers decided they would sound more grown-up if they started swearing. They went downstairs one morning for breakfast and their mother asked them what they wanted to eat. The older boy said, "Aw, hell, just give me some damned Cheerios." His mother picked him up by the collar, swatted his rear end a few times, and sent him to his room and told him to stay there and think about what just happened.
Then she turned to the younger one and said, "What are you having for breakfast, young man?" He replied, "Well, you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be none of them damned Cheerios!"
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