ANOTHER NORTH DAKOTA STORY

Ollie is a dairy farmer in Minnesota. One morning he goes out to the barn and finds his best dairy cow dead. He must replace her or start to lose a lot of money. So he goes back to the farmhouse to the read the ads in the Farmers Journal. He finds a milk cow for sale a couple of hours west of him in North Dakota. He calls the number in the ad and makes arrangements to come over and see the cow.

Once there, the farmer takes Ollie out to the barn to see the cow. On the way he says, "Yah, she's a fine milker, she is. And only $150.00." Ollie looks her all over and then says, "Ya mind if I try her out?" So he sat down on the stool and began to milk her. However, every time that he pulled on the cow's teats, she farts. Ollie said, "Yah, I don't like dat so much." The farmer said, "Yah, but after awhile ya get used to it and it don't bodder ya so much den." Ollie said, "Well, I really need a good milk cow so I guess I'll take 'er den."

So Ollie loads up the cow and heads home to Minnesota. Once he gets the cow into his barn, he calls his best friend Sven to come over and see his new purchase. Sven takes a look at the cow and says, "Yah, Ollie, you got yerself a new milk cow." Ollie decides to have some fun with Sven and asks him if wants to give her a try.

So Ollie sits down and pulls on the cow. Pfffttt! Every time Sven pulls down the cow passes more gas. Ollie can hardly contain himself and says in between laughs, "Sven, I bet ya can't guess where dis cow come from!" Sven replied, "Ya got dis cow in North Dakota!" Ollie is flabbergasted and says, "How'd ya know dat, Sven?"

Sven says, "My wife's from North Dakota, don't ya know!"