A husband suspected that his wife was cheating so he called a detective agency to have her followed. The agency said they would send over their best PI. Soon, a little Chinaman appeared at his front door and told the man he was the detective he'd been expecting.
The husband was very skeptical and doubted that this little guy could do him much good. The Chinaman told him he would have all the answers for him in 48 hours and took off with a picture of the wife in tow.
Two days later, the detective showed back up at the husband's front door. When he opened the door, the man was shocked to see the Chinaman's condition. He was dirty, his clothes were torn, he had bruises and scratches on his arms and face, his hair was a mess, and his glasses were bent out of shape.
The man said, "I should have known better that to hire you! What in the hell happened? Her boyfriend caught you and beat the shit out of you, right?"
The Chinaman calmly said, "No, no. Let me tell." So the husband listened intently as the little guy said:
"Me follow she.
She meet he.
He take her home.
He take her inside.
He take her upstairs to bedroom.
I climb tree to get better look.
He take off her clothes.
She take of his clothes.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
I fall out of tree."
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