A newlywed couple on their honeymoon in Jamaica found a secluded beach and decided to strip off all their clothes and get an all-over tan. Unfortunately, they both fell asleep and when they finally woke up they had sunburned everything.
That night they could neither one fall asleep. He, especially, was in a lot of pain. His dick was burned beet red and throbbing. About two in the morning he finally went out to the kitchenette, poured a cold glass of milk, and dunked his willie in it.
All of a sudden the lights came on and there stood his new bride. She looked at him for a moment, his dick still in the glass of milk, and then said, "Hmmm! I always wondered how you guys loaded those things!"
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