Tuesday, September 10, 2013

FIRST DATE

Bubba pulled the car over by the side of the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day real well. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," recalled Bubba.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed. "Yes, it was until I looked up and noticed her ma was standin' right there watchin' us."

"Oh, my God! What did her ma say when she saw you makin' love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa...."

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