A Methodist minister, a Baptist preacher, and a Jewish rabbi were out in the boat fishing one morning when the minister had to go to the bathroom. He left the boat, walked across the top of the lake, and went into the woods to take care of business. Awhile later, the preacher also had to go to the bathroom. He also left the boat and walked across the top of the lake and soon returned.
No to be outdone, the rabbi said, "I'm afraid I have to go to the bathroom, too." He left the boat and immediately sunk to the bottom of the lake. The minister looked at the preacher and said, "We really should have told him where the rocks are."
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