A guy walks into a drinking establishment on the 10th floor of an office building and sits down at the bar. The bartender asks him what he'll have. He asked the guy seated next to him what he was drinking. The man replied, "It's magic beer."
"What's magic beer?" The man explained that it has magical powers. "After drinking one mug of magic beer, you'll be able to jump out that window, fly all around the city, and fly back in the window for another magic beer."
The guy said, "I'll have what he's having!" After he finished his beer, he went over to the window and jumped out. He fell straight down. . .10 floors. . .SPLAT!
The bartender looked over at the other guy and said, Y'know, you're a real jackass when you're drunk, Superman!"
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