Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the doors, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. He performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and, in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, Billy Bob rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doin', Billy Bob?" "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers outa me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "Me and the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom department and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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