An order of monks needed to raise some money, so they figured the best way to do this was by opening a flower shop and selling flowers. Now these monks sold their flowers really cheap. Everyone liked the idea of buying flowers from men of God, so much so that all the other florists slowly lost all of their business.
Realizing their predicament, the florists banded together to figure out how to remove the monks from the flower business. They finally settled on Big Hugh, the best knee-capper in town. Big Hugh went to the monks and made several casual comments about the flammability of their monastery.
Cowed, the monks caved in to his demands, thus proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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