Two hunters are walking through the forest. One hunter says to the other, "DUCK! THERE'S A DEER BEHIND YOU!" The other hunter, however, does not duck and is subsequently shot. He falls to the ground and the shooter immediately calls 9-1-1. Before the operator can say anything, the man screams, "HELP! HELP! I THINK MY FRIEND IS DEAD!" The operator says, "Well, first lets make sure he actually is dead." Another gunshot rings through the forest.
The hunter then asks, "What should I do now?"
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