This guy is stranded on a deserted island with only his dog and a goat for companionship. Days pass. . .then weeks. . .then months. . .then years with no human contact. He starts to crave the urge to have sex. So he looks around and sees the goat and comes up with the idea to have sex with it. He positions her just right and is ready for some action. But just as he is about to pull his pants down, he sees the dog just staring at him. Uncomfortable, he decides to try again the next day.
Next day comes and he guides the goat to a hillside where he would like to do his deed. Just as he's about to pull his pants down, out of nowhere he sees the dog staring at him. He gives up again.
A few days go by and he sees a boat sinking offshore. He hears a woman screaming for help so he swims out to rescue her and the woman is grateful. Thanking him for saving her life, she says, "I'll do anything to repay you." He replies, "Anything?" "Yes, anything," she answers.
So he asks, "Great! Can you take the dog for a walk for about 45 minutes?"
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