Wednesday, May 20, 2015

TWO ELDERLY SMOKERS

Two elderly ladies are smoking outside when it starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end and puts it over her cigarette so it won't get wet. The other lady thinks this is a great idea, so she decides to head to the store to buy some condoms for herself. When she gets there she goes to the counter and asks the young cashier for a pack of condoms. He looks at her rather disgustedly and asks her what kind she wants.

She replies, "Honey, it doesn't matter what kind as long as they fit a camel."


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