A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in awhile the lights would turn off. Each time the lights went out the place would erupt in cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun the room went dead silent. The nun walked up to the bartender and asked. "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "Of course, but I should tell you that there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." The nun said, "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way." So the bartender showed her to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "No, thank you, but I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue the lights go out. Now, how about that drink, sister?"
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