THE RECEPTIONIST

An old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," the old man said.

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused a lot of embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with my ear or something like that and discussed the real problem in private with the doctor." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone."

With that the old man turned around and walked out. He waited a couple of minutes and then re-entered the waiting room. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong with my ear," the old man stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing the old man had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it!"

The waiting room erupted in laughter.