Johnny finally makes it to college. On the first day, his female psych professor begins a perception exercise by telling the students to close their eyes and feel around for an object then describe the object and tell her what it is.
First, she calls on Kyle who says, "I feel something big, round and bumpy. It's a globe!" The professor says, "Very good, Kyle! I like the way you think."
Next, she calls on Suzie who says, "I feel something flat and coarse. It's paper!" The professor says, "Very good, Suzie! I like the way you think."
Finally, she calls on Johnny. He sticks his hand in his pocket and, with a creepy smile, says, "Teacher, I feel something round and hard and it has a head on it!" The professor interrupts him, shouting, "Johnny, that's disgusting!"
Johnny replies, "It's a quarter, teacher! But I like the way you think!"
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