A redneck couple had just gotten married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This is a very special 'casion. It's our weddin' night and we need your BEST room with a strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the bridal?" The redneck thought about it for a minute and then replied, "Naw, I guess not. I'll just onto her ears 'til she gets used to it."
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