A blonde tries getting on a bus but realizes her skirt is too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step. Slightly embarrassed, and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't.
With another little smile to the driver, the blonde again reached behind her to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. Becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt a little more.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind the young woman picked her up easily by her waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be good Samaritan and yelled, How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figgered we were friends!"
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