An old Italian man in Brooklyn is lying on his death bed. He calls his grandson to his bedside. "Giudo, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome-plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?" asked Guido.
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runnin' da family business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home, and maybe a coupla bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. What you gonna do then? Point to your watch and say, 'Times up'?"
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