A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day their passions overtook them and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they both fell asleep and awoke around 8 o'clock that night. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I cannot lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until 8 o'clock.
His wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying son-of-a-bitch! You've been playing golf again!"
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