A mature, well-educated woman loved her vegetable garden and particularly growing tomatoes but she couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman in the neighborhood who had the most beautiful garden full of bright red tomatoes.
The woman asked the man, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentleman responded, "Well, I know this will sound strange, but twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much. Somebody else told me this and I don't know why but it seems to work."
The lady thanked the man and as she walked away she thinks to herself that this is absolutely ridiculous, but at the same time she is impressed. She decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "So, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No," she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous!"
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