Saturday, July 4, 2015

TWO CHEATERS

A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband that says, "My dear, now that you are 60 years old there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with one of my 20 year old students. Don't bother waiting up for me."

He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife that says, "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things that I need that you're not giving me. So I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20 year old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So don't you wait up for me."


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