A man was riding on a bus minding his own business when a gorgeous woman seated next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man sitting next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so the mother said, "Come on, honey, take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."
The baby still refused and the anxious man blurted out, "Come on, kid! Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off this bus four stops ago!"
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