An elderly woman saw her doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked her how she was feeling and she responded, "Just fine, doctor. Just fine." He asked if she had any complaints or any symptoms that would not go away.
She responded that she did pass an awful lot of gas but that they were always quiet and there was no foul odor, so it really didn't bother her. She said, "I've even passed gas a few times right here in this room this afternoon! But you didn't know it, did you Doctor, because you can't hear them or smell them!"
The doctor sat there patiently listening. When she was done he said, "Well, Mrs. Smith. I think we'll start today with getting that wax out of your ears and next week we'll have you come back and I'll do something about those plugged sinus cavities."
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