The owner of a small business has two employees, Jack and Jill. Business is bad and he has to lay one of them off but is having a hard time deciding which one to let go. He decides whichever of them leaves for lunch first gets it. Both of them stay and eat at their desks. Then he decides that whoever leaves work first at the end of the day will be the one. They both get up and leave at the same time. He has to let one go. But which one? Jill, it has to be Jill. The owner walks out to Jill’s car as she is about to get in and says, "Jill, I am going to have to lay you or Jack off.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
JACK & JILL
The owner of a small business has two employees, Jack and Jill. Business is bad and he has to lay one of them off but is having a hard time deciding which one to let go. He decides whichever of them leaves for lunch first gets it. Both of them stay and eat at their desks. Then he decides that whoever leaves work first at the end of the day will be the one. They both get up and leave at the same time. He has to let one go. But which one? Jill, it has to be Jill. The owner walks out to Jill’s car as she is about to get in and says, "Jill, I am going to have to lay you or Jack off.
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