Thursday, May 30, 2013

DO YOU HAVE ANY GRAPES?

A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk said no. Five minutes, later the duck comes back and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?" and the clerk says no again. The duck comes back five minutes later and asks once again, "Do you have any grapes?" The clerk says, "No! And if you ask me again, I'll nail your feet the floor."

The duck comes back five minutes later and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk says no. The duck says, "Good! Do you have any grapes?"

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