SVEN & OLLIE GO TO CALIFORNIA

Sven and Ollie took a trip to California and went to the beach. Sven said, “Hey! Ollie, how are you gonna get dem girls to talk to you?”

 Ollie replied, “I heard dat if you put a potato in your shorts it helps.”

 Sven said, “Okay, but I’m not walking with you. You go that way and I’ll meet you here in an hour.”

An hour later:

“Ollie, did you have much luck?” asked Sven. Ollie replied, “Yah, here we’ve been invited to three parties tonight. How ‘bout you?” Sven said, “No, in fact everyone seemed to move away from me.”

Ollie said, “Vell, let me see. Oh, Sven! You need to put da potato in da front!”