An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are vacationing
in Las Vegas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He
walks into their room and says to his wife Bessie, "Notice anything different
about me?"Bessie
looks him over, "Nope." Sam says excitedly, "Come on Bessie,
take a good look.
Notice
anything different about me?" Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated
Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room
completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this
time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says,
"Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious,
Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING
DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought
a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat."
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