This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60
years, died together in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years
mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the pearly
gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful
kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked St. Peter
how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is
Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the
championship golf course that the home backed up to. They
would have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a
new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "what
are the green fees?” St. Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
Next
they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid
out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't
you understand yet? This is heaven, it
is free!" St. Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly. St. Peter
replied, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like
and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing
down his hat and stomping on it and yelling loudly. St. Peter and his wife both tried
to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said,
"This is all your fault. If it weren't for your damned bran muffins, I could have
been here ten years ago!"
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